Boy, oh boy, oh boy, it’s my weekly American Idol Special! And this week, my feature is none other than one of my angels, Elliott Yamin. ( The other one’s Clay Aiken, whom I featured earlier.)
I believe way back, I was reading Musebay – American Idol Blog ( My American Idol fix ), and she was ranting about our local DJ commenting that Elliott won’t win American Idol because he looked like a retard. Right then and there, I wanted to strangle that stupid DJ. No, my nails! Hmm…I wanted to find a weapon to do violence on that DJ…err..my weapons are my makeup brushes, and lipstick. Oh, nevermind! Some people do not understand that people gifted with such beautiful voices are angels from heaven, still cloaked with mystery. The moment you reveal the real them, they’re absolutely beautiful physically, that matches perfectly with their beautiful voices. Look at Clay Aiken. ( Not much to say, just look! haha ) If I were a Hollywood stylist, I’d absolutely grab the offer to do a makeover on Elliott Yamin. Because I know, he is a star!
Well, let’s go to work. Hmm…what can we do about Elliott.
Well, I’d love to do something about his hair. Grow it longer, perhaps, and get a styled haircut? I believe, Hollywood stylists can do magic with Elliott’s hair. Not too long, perhaps, something like this….
Hahahaha!! I’m half kidding, but it might look good on him. Longer hair, please (Elliott I hope ya read this!!) Some highlights or experimental hair coloring ( a more vibrant shade, perhaps? )
And, the eyebags. I’d love to give him some really good eyecream, and look as if he’d gotten alot of sleep. That way, he’d look like an extremely peaceful person. Just imagine him without eyebags, it’s absolutely GREAT! ( I’m picturing him as of the moment. WOW.)
The eyebrows? That can easily be fixed. Thread, thread, and thread. Or wax.
The face. The works! His skin looks tired, and I’d love it if his stylist makes him undergo diamond peel, or get a microdermabrasion kit. Just to reveal his new, fresh skin. I told ya it wasn’t that hard! A skin care regimen would help. Say hello to baby skin!
I don’t know about that “beard”. Would it help if he’s beard-less? Hmm..he can try the clean , well-shaved look for once! Then we’d see!
Last but not the least, zee lips. I want his lips exfoliated, and applied lipbalm everyday!
I think they bleached his teeth already. Did they? If not, it’s a good move. You know, all that Hollywood glamour. Every single detail counts that your features are zoomed like a million times that even your micro-pores are so visible on TV! Goodness, showbiz!
Well, at least that’s what I would do if I were his stylist *in my dreams*. Then I would prove that he is indeed deserving to be a star. With his kind heart for the diabetics, this is just too much. An angel on earth, singing to soothe the masses, deserves a makeover and a sizzling look! A few months from now, or maybe a year from now, I hope one of my The Wonders of Makeover series would include Elliott. I’m just waiting for one more new look!
Take a look at this. He looks really really good here. The glow of goodness! He really, really has potential!
Here’s one of the cutest clips I’ve found on Youtube, check it out
Well, that’s all for now! Tata!
P.S. Oh my God? I just learned 20 minutes after I blogged this , that today is Elliott’s 28th birthday! Haaappy birthday Elliott!!!!! Best wishes, and I’m sure your career with skyrocket, like I can bet all my makeup! (Geez, for me, that’s hard, okay! )